paradise-jpg:

Lmaoooo

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School:We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student:I got bullied.
School:The fuck do you want us to do about it?
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thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

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forbiddencitypressure:

fucking dark souls

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shitshilarious:

this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.

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dragonastra:

R&R Connection more like Team Sober

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amirite

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