dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

15 hours ago |  via |  source | 15268

princessrosalina:

mama luigi, now i understand! you were always protecting me!

16 hours ago |  via |  source | 17559

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard
16 hours ago |  via |  source | 103985

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

16 hours ago |  via |  source | 50534

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

image

1 day ago |  via |  source | 46731

galagraphia:

Maker, bless David Gaider for the mental images he sends into my head :)

Templars are dorks.

1 day ago |  via |  source | 1261

http://femboss.tumblr.com/post/96395661657/femboss-okay-so-story-time-once-upon-a-time

femboss:

okay so story time

once upon a time these friars near i where i live were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds

since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of god, a rival florist across town thought the competition was…

1 day ago |  via |  source | 109

captainkupo:

justlittleneckbeardthings:

the edgemobile - it runs on purely on sandy hook conspiracy theories and cheeto dust

I got a cut just looking at this

1 day ago |  via |  source | 5949

ridingthescree:

this is real

1 day ago |  via |  source | 1510

ranger-sebastian-vael:

arcane-advisor:

for whatever reason i never noticed that dorian fell in the ‘enemy of thedas’ trailer. and now that i have noticed i can’t stop laughing 

He doesn’t just fall.

He falls off the goddamned platform.

Omg.

1 day ago |  via |  source | 1447