OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
mama luigi, now i understand! you were always protecting me!
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever
Iggy Azalea and kraft singles
That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.
Maker, bless David Gaider for the mental images he sends into my head :)
Templars are dorks.
okay so story time
once upon a time these friars near i where i live were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds
since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of god, a rival florist across town thought the competition was…
the edgemobile - it runs on purely on sandy hook conspiracy theories and cheeto dust
I got a cut just looking at this